Tinder Shutdowns Part 4

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Its that time again; where we get to revel in the stupidity that is Online dating – no longer limited to Tinder shutdowns I might add… I’ve branched out. How exciting.

The first one comes in the form of a joke that even my dad wouldn’t tell… anymore. Nice one Brad, I’m sure you’re school report was often filled with ‘Must try harder.’



Next, another pretty poor opener. I mean, not even a hello?!


And this, well. My response says it all, its the stuff of nightmares.


And here we have a bumble cameo… its super nice of Sam to be so concerned with my dental wellbeing, but no, just no.


I mean, this next one is goals… providing I interpreted his message correctly.


Lastly, when a bloke asks me what I’m on tinder for, I’m pretty right in saying the same thing as the minority, I’ve got standards, granted not high ones but still they’re standards. I’m not about that hookup-life, thanks.


So let me ask, James; are you dumb? Like seriously, are you stupid? Do you need some sort of help?


Cue slow clap, followed by silence on my part. Dumbass.

I hope you’ve enjoyed this instalment of Tinder Shutdowns, I know I have!

Have a butchers at parts 1, 2 and 3 if you haven’t already!


Nicole x


P.S the featured image on this has just given me a loony tunes nostalgic vibe! Just thought I’d share that! 🙂


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