I think I’ve done something I may regret…
Something has been all over my god-damned twitter for weeks. I literally cannot get away from it. So when one of you messaged me and suggested I do it, I thought why the hell not.
That’s right, I sent of my application to the brand new dating show that’s going to be on E4. I emailed them to register my interest and they sent back a survey for me to fill in and send back to them. The first half was the generic personal info, which I don’t need to share with you. But the second half is where things got more fun…
I had to share it with you!
TELL US THREE INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT YOU:
- I love a good pun – probably more than a normal person. If its Harry Potter or Pokemon related, even better
- I tried teaching myself Italian. I learned ‘I’m hungry’ then stopped. Thats all I need to get by.
- I’m all about the positive energy. Love a motivational/inspirational poster or plaque. As evidenced by my house.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SINGLE?
WHAT WOULD YOU RATE YOURSELF OUT OF 10?
A solid 7.5 – a decent score but always room for improvement.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST ASSET?
Other that my quick wit and charm? Probably my hair.
DESCRIBE YOUR USUAL TYPE:
Clearly the wrong ones – judging by the fact that I’m single.
In seriousness; tall (I’m 5ft7.5 and enjoy a good heel, so 6ft+ is ideal) ambitious, independent, has a good amount of personal care. Humour is a huge plus too.
WHAT TYPE OF PERSON WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET?
In short, A tall, funny, ambitious, well presented cheeky chappy.
WHY WOULD YOU LIKE TO DATE A CELEBRITY?
Why not? Aren’t they just like normal people? They can’t be any worse than the blokes I attract… right?
WHO ARE YOUR TOP 3 CELEBRITY CRUSHES? (UK CELEBS ONLY)
Call me strange, but how can you have a ‘crush’ on someone when you don’t know what they’re actual personality is? They could look like an Adonis, but be an absolute douche nugget on the inside.
TELL US ABOUT YOUR WORST DATE OR A FUNNY DATING STORY:
My life? That’s pretty much the Chronicles of Disastrous Dates.
I went on a date with a bloke who prior to the date told me how he’d hurt his arm. On the date, he proceeded to ask me if I wanted to touch it. I declined. He then told me I could feel how swollen it was. I declined, I mean it’s not the strangest thing I’ve been asked to feel on a first date, but still no.
I also went on a date with a guy who told me in explicit detail how he’d spend the day in his pants. I walked out of that one, straight up downed my wine and left.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON T.V BEFORE? (IF SO, WHAT SHOW AND WHEN):
No, my mum says I have a face for radio…
HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SHOW?
It’s literally all over my twitter feed, and one of my blog readers suggested I apply… how did I do?
Hope to hear from you soon.
I totes reckon I’m a shoe in, what do you think?