Relationship Status: Pizza.


I’ve been back from holiday a week and my tan is already fading, as is my enthusiasm for everything!

I’ve steered clear of dating sites this week, as I’ve been ridiculously busy at work, and the last thing I want to do when I get home is look at another computer/tablet screen.

I’ve received minimal interaction from men this week, but that doesn’t mean I’ve not had people fighting over me.

I have received multiple emails from Pizza Hut, Pizza Express and Dominos, begging for me to visit them, pleading with me to order from them, offering me incentives to use them. Now, I’m not the kind of girl who needs convincing that Pizza and wine in your PJs in front of the TV is better than sitting through an awkward date with a man you never intend to see again, but, when Pizza companies are sending me more messages than men, I think things are getting a little out of hand. Especially when I received a concerned email from Pizza Hut entitled, we haven’t seen you in a while, is everything ok? They then proceeded to offer me 15% off, so all hope was not lost.

I might just use that discount tonight…


Single in South Essex



2 thoughts on “Relationship Status: Pizza.

  1. This is my life. The insincere concern that they haven’t seen me in a while… shocker. Matter of fact I’m doing the rounds, I don’t want Pablo the delivery guy from pizza hut knowing I’m also on first name terms with Gustav from Dominos… (yes, its me in my pyjamas and last nights make up at 3pm on a Saturday) As I shout a fake “it’s here!” to my fake pizza eating partner/boyfriend/flatmate… I can’t let Pablo and Gustav know I have no life… oh the judgement. Moral of the story, get the pizza, enjoy it, heavens… roll around in it in bed, whilst watching netflix and cruising tinder… Ha! xx

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    1. Love that! I don’t bother pretending I’m not eating all the pizza myself anymore, not since the dog locked me out and I had to admit to the very judgmental pizza boy that I was in fact on my own, and proceded to climb over the back gate to get in. 😉 xx

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