Mr Smooth Talker…

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If there is one thing I cannot stand in a man, its overtly cocksure behaviour in the first few lines of a conversation.  It is a fine line between the confidence that I like and arrogance.

Starting a conversation with a sexual reference, not matter how poetic, is a big no no for me. It puts me in the worst mood possible. I could have had the most amazing day and be on a real high, but as soon as I receive a message like  that, it’s a complete change in mood. I’m literally the Hulk of dating. Without the green and lack of clothes. I really try not to be so hateful towards these men, but the red mist comes down and all of a sudden I can’t help myself.

This lovely gentleman decided a school ground rhyme, given a more of an adult twist would be the way to my icey heart.

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Oh how wrong he was

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My sister thinks he should be given credit for that perverse alteration of a children’s classic, I on the other hand, think he should be suitably reprimanded.

As far as I am concerned, a rhyme attempting to incite sexual activity is immature and ineffective. Big fat fail. A fail of that magnitude deserved to be shot down in a way that could be understood by the most simple of minds.

Sorry its been a while

Love

Single in South Essex

xoxo

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